Friends, my agent tells me that the internet tubes can now fit something called an “e-Book.” (I believe the “e” stands for expedited.) The long and short of it is that you can now “download” my famous book, (“Just Stop Having Problems, Stupid!”) for some ridiculously low amount of money. Now, I don’t know how anyone can make money off of these low prices, and I may have to fire my agent, but it’s possible that that’s the internet tubes cannot handle large transactions.

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-Dr. Matt
UPDATE: The e-Book is now FREE!